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SANTA: "I Love U" Means Kya Hota Hai?

GIRL: Mai Tumse Pyar Karti Hun

SANTA: Le 1 Question Kya Pucha,

Tu To Mujse Pyar Kar Baithi "Pagli"
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Lady doctor: Tum roz subha clinic k bahar khada ho kar aurton ko kyon ghoortay ho?

Sardar: aap hi ne to bahar likha hai, AURTON ko dekh ne ka waqt 9am to 11am.
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Jaan hai mujhko zindagi se pyaari,

Jaan ke liye kar doon kurbaan yaari,

Jaan ke liye todd doon dosti tumhaari,

Ab tumse kya chhupaana,

Tum hi toh ho jaan hamaari !
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7 Fresh Flowers 4U,

1st 4Ur Health,

2nd 4Ur Wealth,

3rd 4Ur Success,

4th 4Ur Happines,

5th 4Ur knowledge,

6th 4Ur Long Life,

&

7th 4Ur Good Luck.
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Missed call se pyaar badhta hai,

SMS se yaadein taza hoti hai,

Call karne se apnepan ka ehsas hota hai,

Humne toh yaad taza ki aap kya karogi.
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मां- बेटा तुम अपने बाल क्यों नही कटवाते?

बेटा- क्यों मां?

मां- बेटा लोग रिश्ते के लिए तुम्हारी बहन को देखने आते हैं और पसंद तुम्हें कर जाते हैं।



एक भारतीय युवक ने चाइनीज लड़की से शादी की।

एक साल बाद ही वो मर गयी उसे रोता देख उसका दोस्त बोला- यार दुख की बात तो है, पर सोच चाइना का माल और कितना चलेगा।



रामू (डॉक्टर से)- डाक्टर साहब, ये फूलों की माला किस लिए है?

डॉक्टर (रामू से)- यह मेरा पहला ऑपरेशन है सफल हुआ तो मेरे लिए नहीं तो, तुम्हारे लिए।



एक डॉक्टर की शादी नर्स से हो जाती है।

डॉक्टर के मित्र ने पूछा- भाभी जी कैसी हैं?

डॉक्टर- यार वो मेरी बात ही नही सुनती जब तक उसे सिस्टर कहकर न बुलाऊं।



लिस हाई अलर्ट के टाइम शर्मा जी के घर तलाशी लेने गयी।

पुलिस- खबर है कि आपके घर में विस्फोटक सामग्री है।

शर्मा जी- सर वो मायके गयी हुई है।

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In a train, ticket checker to a saint: Ticket please!

Saint: I don’t have.

TT: Where do you want to go?

Saint: Lord Ram’s birth place, Ayodhya!

TT: Come, lets go!

Saint: Where?

TT: Lord Krishna’a birth place, Jail.
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Hey U Know-

Which is the best day to propose a girl.. April 1.

U Know Why??

If she accept its your luck

otherwise just tell April Foooooll.
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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date per bulaya wo late aayi,

Girl: Am I late ?

Ghalib:
Falak pey chand sitaron ko neend aarahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.
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Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
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Excuse me !
My face is above.
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