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31-01-2012, 01:52 PM
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Is dialogue me sare ladko ka dard with all the nautanki's of gals has been consolidated and presented with real pain in his expression
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If you have a minute, I'll tell you how to make money in stocks. Buy low and sell high -- now if you have five or ten years, I'll tell you how to tell when stocks are low and high. — Jesse Livermore     
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31-01-2012, 05:57 PM
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Use bhi to sallu bhai ki padi thi... 
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31-01-2012, 09:41 PM
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Feron k waqt pandit ji ne sb mehmano se pucha ki "is shadi se kisi ko aitraaz toh nhi?"
 . . tbhi ek shaqs bola- "haan pandit ji mujhe hai"  . ... . pandit ji-tum chup raho tum dulhe ho 
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Other side of the moon.........   
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02-02-2012, 04:13 PM
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Sharabi hawa me COIN uchaalkar bola:
Heads Aaya to WHISKEY, Tails aaya to VODKA. Zamin par Khada raha to RUM, Aur hawa me raha to Aaj se DARU BAND
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Never search your happiness in others, which will make you feel alone ... Rather search it in yourself , you will feel happy even if you are left alone... 
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02-02-2012, 04:32 PM
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This is the latest joke I have heard on today's hot topic
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Question: Both Kenesians and Zero Loss Theorists (you know who are these fellows) have one thing in common. What is that? Answer: Even if their theories are rejected, even if the facts give them a slap on their face, they refuse to acknowledge that they are wrong
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03-02-2012, 09:39 PM
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मांग भरने कि सजा कूच इस तऱ्हा पा रहा हू ,
मांग भरने कि सजा कूच इस तऱ्हा पा रहा हू , . . . . . . . . मांग पुरी करते करते अब मांग मांग के खा रहा हू..... 
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All SUPPORTS and RESISTANCES are meant to be broken:  The trick is knowing, WHEN and HOW ??? 
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06-02-2012, 11:26 AM
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If you have a minute, I'll tell you how to make money in stocks. Buy low and sell high -- now if you have five or ten years, I'll tell you how to tell when stocks are low and high. — Jesse Livermore
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06-02-2012, 06:26 PM
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Boy & Girl ( chatting )
. . ... Girl : What are you Doing? . Boy : I'm Talking With My Angel Now !!..:$ . Girl : Awww... Do u Know That you are So Sweet ?  :P. Boy : Yes , ohhh But My Angel Has just Signed Off So I'm Talking With U Now !!  . Girl : Teri maa ki ........ 
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Other side of the moon.........
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